Saturday, November 28, 2009

Job Application for a Date

Where I live isn’t the best place to find a date for a complicated guy like me.  I like a woman who drinks wine, reads, knows little pop culture (but not obsessed), and passions with goals in life.  In southern Pennsylvania, what I got was women who hunt, fish, smoke, don’t drink wine but cheap beer, and the only thing they read they claim to read is the bible (not interested in helping the poor and sick, because you know Jesus was all about tort reform and tax credits for people who make a lot of money).  Eventually I’ll learn to accept that, but for now what I’ve got is a woman who I’ll probably loose contact with in the next couple of days.  Women around here (which is why I read the personals for a good laugh) even state they want a guy who’s financially secure.  My question is why is that okay for a woman to openly ask that, but if a guy does that he’s a gigolo?  I even read that one woman wanted a guy with a good credit history.  To me, it sounds more like a robbery than a relationship.  I mean if you have to go through all that, you might as well get a hooker (plus a hooker will do things a girlfriend won’t).  Think about how much money you spend on a date and how many dates it takes just to have sex once (let’s assume 3 date rule).  You can get a pretty good hooker for 300 an hour, plus she leaves when you’re done.  Rich men can afford the high class escort clubs that make sure they’re clients don’t get caught on a cop raid; poor men go to street corners where they will definitely get caught eventually.  Plus cops don’t raid the high class clubs where judges and their bosses go.  If the women I date look at it as a financial transaction, I should too.

No comments:

Post a Comment