Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Crap about Girlfriends

Now in general when a relationship ends, typically all the bad stuff comes to light.  Whether or not he or she snores, who hogs the bed, and in general really meaningless crap like that.  Women also like to change men, most of the time the big plans they have for us fail.  Although women typically don’t get the credit for the good stuff they do, just the bad.  Most divorced men are likely to say their ex’s played a big part in killing their big plans and dreams.  While this is true a lot of times, what isn’t said is that even though two people may hate each other, the woman really did want to help the guy do his best and succeed.  Women are really good at settling when they don’t have to and men are really good at dreaming even when they shouldn’t be.  Like Ying and Yang, each side has it’s good points.  Most guys if you let them would wallow around in their own filth and not really give it a second look.  When women show up on the scene they like to get rid of crappy furniture and get the guy into nice clothes.  Women see men as investments, any guy can be improved on whether she’s just looking for him to be average or look like a million bucks.  Women really don’t get credit for all of this and this is why when the relationship is over they’re so pissed when some other women comes on to the scene to enjoy the spoils of all of her hard work.  Men on the other hand want a woman who’s polished and fine, basically a good girl that acts like a pornstar in bed.  Men don’t really want to fix a woman, mainly due to the fact that women don’t really change (sound familiar?).  Men want the finished product and not the raw materials.  This is where a woman can strike gold and a man can strike out.  Women look at relationships like investments that take years to mature, while men just want to go out and pick up the latest gizmo no matter how much the inflated price.

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