A Midsummer’s Night Dream

To understand the weirdness of my dream you have to have seen a new show on the Syfy channel called “Warehouse 13”. Warehouse 13 is about a secret government agency that collects magical items and stores them in a warehouse in South Dakota, until they can figure out how they work. Basically as one of the characters puts it on the show:

Can you even explain to me how a radio works? Huh? NO and you don't really care as long as you get the traffic report right? If a radio landed in the hands of Thomas Jefferson, you know what Jefferson would do? He would just lock it up until he figured out it wasn't going to kill him and that is exactly what we do here.

Well in the pilot episode one of the characters picks up a tea pot that grants wishes, that is unless you wish for something that’s impossible and then you get a ferret. In another hilarious quote by one of the characters on the show:

You, uh, wished for a transfer, didn't you? Oh, see, impossible wishes, wishes that can never be granted, they produce a ferret. Don't ask me why. My first year here, the whole place was crawling with ferrets.

Once you know this basic information about the show “Warehouse 13” you can fully understand the depths of my dream.

In my dream I’m sitting in a tent (which looks like one of those wedding tents that they have setup for guests and the foods at weddings on the off chance it might rain, which ironically is good luck if it rains on a brides wedding day). Right across from me is V and she’s looking gorgeous as ever, but she’s depressed and trying to down some pills. She’s crying and the whole time I’m happy because I haven’t seen her in years (she was and is the love of my life, but that in itself is a very long story). So I grab the pills and down them myself to save her from taking them herself. I of course immediately realize what I’m doing and stick my fingers down my thought and puke them back up (and they say that these supermodel reality shows are corrupting America’s youth, they saved my life… well at least in my dream anyways). So at that point I turn to V and I’m ready to tell her what a fool I was and how much I love her and right before the words come out of my mouth she turns into a ferret. Apparently in my dream I didn’t notice it or think it was odd, so there I am declaring my undying love to a ferret.