Have You Taken Satan into Your Life?

     So today I spent the greater part of the day at the doctors and then waiting to take x-rays of my wrist and arm and then waiting for the results (it was a busy day at the medical center). So after my really dull day was almost over I was waiting for the results and to see if I needed a splint on my arm, then he came along. An old guy who looked and acted like he just got a day pass from the local mental hospital saw me sitting in a chair and then he came over and asked me:

Old Guy: “Have you taken Jesus Christ into your Life?”

Me: “Funny you should say that I was about to ask you a similar question… Have you accepted Satan as your personal God and Savior?”

Now most people imagine doing something funny in the lines of this, but I actually had the balls to do it.

Old Guy: Just complete shock on his face…. Then pause.

The people around us: Just complete shock on their faces

Old Guy: “You need to accept Jesus into your life otherwise you’ll spend eternity in Hell!”

Me: “You need to let the warmth of drugs, alcohol, prostitutes, and rock n’ roll into your life to save your mortal soul!”

Old Guy: “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

Me: “Why are you surprised? Now get away from me you old crazy loon before I have to break out the taser”

The crowd: Just complete surprise

I then heard my name called and I got my results and left.